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Harry and Lloyd are two good friends who happen to be really stupid. The duo set out on a cross country trip from Providence to Aspen, Colorado to return a briefcase full of money to its rightful owner, a beautiful woman named Mary Swanson. After a trip of one mishap after another, the duo eventually make it to Aspen. But the two soon realize that Mary and her briefcase are the least of their problems.

Home Movies Dumb and Dumber - subtitles like script Search Dumb and Dumber - full transcript Harry and Lloyd are two good friends who happen to be really stupid. Excuse me. Could you tell me how to get to the medical school? I'm supposed to be doing a lecture in about 20 minutes, and my driver's a bit lost. You go straight ahead, and, uh, you make a left over the bridge.

That's a lovely accent you have. Ha ha! Well, then G'day, mate. Let's put another shrimp on the barbie. Let's not. Now, who's got the wiener schnitzel? There you go, Dolf. There you go, buddy. Let's see. Next, we got roast beef au jus. Who's got the roast beef au jus? Stella, beautiful. Bon appetit, Stella. Oui oui, yeah. Walk away. Go on. Last but not least Who's got the foot-long? There you Very funny. In your dreams. Harry, why haven't you dropped those dogs off at the show yet?

Uh, sir, I didn't want to send them to a performance on an empty stomach, sir. Mutt cutts. Suck me sideways. How are you? I'll be out in one minute. Why are you going to the airport? Flying somewhere? How'd you guess? I saw your luggage.

Then when I noticed the airline ticket, I put two and two together. So where're you headed? Name's Christmas, Lloyd Christmas. I'm Mary Swanson. This isn't my real job, you know.

That's nice. That's what we're going to call it I Got Worms. We're going to specialize in selling worm farms, you know, like ant farms. What's the matter? A little tense about the flight? Something like that. There's really nothing to worry about, Mary. Statistically, they say you're more likely to get killed on the way to the airport, you know, like in a head-on crash or flying off a cliff or getting trapped under a gas truck That's the worst.

I have this cousin Lloyd, could you keep your eyes on the road, please? Good thinking. Can't be too careful. A lot of bad drivers out there. Hey, watch it! Okay, gang, you know the rules Where have you been? My dogs were supposed to be here 40 minutes ago! Now I hardly have any time to primp them. Don't worry about a thing, Mrs. These pooches aren't going to need any primping. You know why? I'll tell you why. Because I bathed them and I clipped them myself. And I stand by my performance.

You know, on second thought, you might just want to run a comb through 'em. The white zone is for the immediate The white zone is for the immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. No parking. Here you go. Oh no, Mary. I couldn't possibly accept that, not after all we've been through. Thank you, Lloyd. How about a hug?

The white zone is for the immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. I hate goodbyes. Uh, Lloyd Just go. Be strong. Dan Mitchell, please pick up the white courtesy phone.

Dan Mitchell, please pick up the white courtesy phone She's gonna leave the briefcase near the escalator. Passenger Maura Tadge, please pick up the white courtesy phone. You have a message. Passenger Maura Tadge. There's our payday. She left it. Let's go. Excuse me! Coming through! Move it or lose it, sister!

Hold that plane! Sir, you can't go in there!

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Dumb and Dumber (1994)

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I liked it quite a bit. The response to the script, however, was divided. Some people liked it. Others hated it. That response got me thinking. Why are comedy scripts so hard to judge?

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